28 Funniest Memes For Lovers Who Act Like Old Married Couples

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    Muscle - Her: I bet he's thinking about other women Him: If she farts like that again I'm gonna press charges
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    Jeans - Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda Twitter: notacroc Source: thebestoftumbli...
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    Font - Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn't even care that it's on your legs.
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    Forehead - I THINK YOU'RE LACKING A LITTLE VITAMIN ME
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    Forehead - "You complete me." ЯЧБ
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    Rectangle - Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 Follow My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard. 5:10 PM - 7 Aug 2013 77,049 11,873
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    Mammal - I'm too old for Netflix and chill. Now I want amazon prime and commitment
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    Nose - Do that thing I like Yea, one large pizza for delivery please
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    Product - Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken. Me: So it's a can't opener? Wife: I can't believe I married you.
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    Font - do you like mexican because I'll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito
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    Organism - I could never be with anyone but you because another person may not be up-to-speed on the shows we're watching. someecards
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    Clothing - I've learned more about love from watching my dad reluctantly rearrange the living room so my mom can make snow angel boomerangs for her 29 Instagram followers than anything else in life
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    Cabinetry - She found me crying, she crew too, we both crode
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    Comfort - MAKES YOU WATCH THE MOVIE SHE WANTS SHE FALLS ASLEEP...
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    Font - will u date me? breathe if yes recite the bible in japanese if no
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    Smile - Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but I'm leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
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    Photograph - When it was supposed to be sexy night but y'all went too hard on endless breadsticks at the Olive Garden
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    Human - when ur waiting for him to apologize but he dont know he did something wrong bc u didnt tell him bc he should know
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    Forehead - Me waiting for my wife to see the meme I texted her from across the room made with mematic @LIFEANDTIMESOFMOM My wife @alrightmom
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    Font - Ray of the Dead @SirEviscerate HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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    Handwriting - i asked my grandpa, "after 65 years u still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey, what's the secret?" grandpa: "i forgot her name 5 years ago and i'm scared to ask her."
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    Property - When she says "fine go ahead and do whatever you want" VIA 9GAG.COM STOP CESO WRONG WAY DO NOT ENTER
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    Human - When he constantly tags you in memes you've never seen before WIF @MasiPopal [next thing I knew, I was pregnant]
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    Font - I remember 90s rap lyrics and every mistake my husband's ever made, but I have no clue if I unplugged the hair straightener.
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    Human - When it's almost bedtime and your husband starts a game with the kids that involves wrestling and screaming. @close toclassy
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    Font - ^ or girl * Marry a guy who says things like : - I'm proud of you, - I can't believe you're mine, - You're right. I was wrong, - You can do it, baby, - I don't know where all these plants came from... But, it's really improving the air quality and I think you need more.
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    Cat - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am Ako
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    Forehead - Otarget NOT HOMELESS WIFE IN TARGET 2+ HOURS PLEASE HELP!
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